Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.

Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers

by Big dimo August 2, 2022

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Bangers

Used throughout Manchester, Salford, Bolton, and possibly other areas. Can mean a bad/sticky situation, especially one involving pigs.

It can also be applied to a person who does something or acts bait, confusingly, or disappointingly.

1):
Guy 1: "Shit, I've just spilt the bong mix on the floor lad!"
Guy 2: "No way, that's bangers that!"
2):
Guy 1: "Check this fat Q I just got"
Guy 2: Put that away, there's a fucking police car driving up, you're bangers you bro"

by frosty2k17 January 8, 2017

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cunny banger

A man who’s primary life objective and definition of personal success is fucking as many different women as he can as often as he can.

Word is George did Elaina in the supply closet at work today. He’s says he’s planning on getting down with Karen after happy hour, before his fuck date with Audrey tonight.

Wow, George is a serial cunny banger!

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banger season

The season in which sexual intercourse is performed at least ten times within three weeks. From there, intercourse must be preformed three times within each following week. This goes until death or until the streak is broken.

Man 1: Dude my girlfriend and I are finally in banger season
Man 2: Nice! Don't forget to keep the streak going though

by BottomDaddy4Life January 26, 2017

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