Haha then what ;)

What {straight white boys} say over text after you tell them about a daily activity of yours.

Me: I'm eating cereal
Straight white boy: Haha then what ;)

by MichaelScottDunderMifflinInc. March 23, 2016

what the fudge

it means in code or what the f**k

what the fudge are you doing

by pro gamer j bird October 15, 2017

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.

On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis

by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009

what the quan

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

by antant August 22, 2009

what the brown

An equivilant way to say what the fuck and get away with it

What the utter brown are you talking about?

by VeNtZ June 16, 2005

what the duck

(1) Used as a safe substitute for what the fuck in most contexts.
(2) Used to convey a special uniqueness and/or creativity in cursing.

Your little brother takes your gold:
What the duck do you think you're doing with my gold?

Your 'friend' leaves for a lunch break while you're in the deepest part of the dungeon:
Dude, you totally left me to get pwned all alone! I mean, what the duck?!

A friend makes a decision that suxx0rz:
What the duck is the matter with you?!

by Jonathan Barnett September 22, 2008

what's poppin

Short slang for, "What the fuck is going on, nicca?"

What's poppin, g?

by Nuckra April 27, 2004