Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

Ankle Wanker

An individual who has a minimum gap of 5cm between the end of their shoe and the hem of their pant leg. Note that the pants worn by the individual must exceed the knee and be rolled up in some capacity. Generally the desired effect is fashion with a slight cooling benefit.

Joe has gone full ankle wanker with his pants today.

by ankle_wanker November 28, 2018

Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.

"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."

by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018

Wanker

Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey a Facebook wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Wanker

ollie fucking reed

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"

by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019

Wanker

Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.

"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"

by HelFyr June 12, 2018