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vi week

When the football team missr’s the game, not because it’s bye week, but because they have the virus.
The patriots didn’t play this week, cam newton got covid, so it was vi week
by samthemick November 1, 2020
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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 1, 2019
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3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.
“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”
by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019
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Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
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my week with Marilyn

A) the title of a post Harry Potter movie starring Emma Watson in which Emma's character travels back in time to meet Marilyn Monroe

B) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the non Hollywood, secular world.
Boy a) what did you get for your birthday?

Boy b) I got my week with Marilyn, I met Larry King of Larry King Live.
by Sexydimma June 5, 2021
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monday week

A week that feels like everyday is Monday.
This week Is so bad it’s a Monday week.
by Cadencecat May 6, 2018
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