"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."
by Mrs Jim Halpert September 08, 2008
It’s National under age drinking day
by Z_B2trappy August 01, 2022
A game which you masturbate in
by MisterNiceGuy1234 December 07, 2019
A way to express some down under love.
The way you do it, is you point both of your thumbs down, then slowly point them out and shout "TWO DOWN UNDER....THUMBS UP!"
Only Ozzy's will (most likely) get this joke.
The way you do it, is you point both of your thumbs down, then slowly point them out and shout "TWO DOWN UNDER....THUMBS UP!"
Only Ozzy's will (most likely) get this joke.
As we we're leaving Outback Australian steakhouse, i told the waitress "I give this place Two down under...Thumbs up."
The very American waitress gave me a look, for she did not understand down under humor.
The very American waitress gave me a look, for she did not understand down under humor.
by Xx_iNsPeCtOr-sCoObY_xX December 30, 2010
Having sex in your car.
by conker5698 June 20, 2007
by EarthlingGod1729 March 19, 2022
A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep
Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?
by Pussy eater101 November 01, 2018