January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023

January 11

Princess Cinnamon Roll (Fay)’s birthday

Since it’s January 11 it’s Princess Cinnamon Roll (Fay)’s birthday
Happy birthday Fay! 🥳

Thank you!

by czarcasm March 5, 2021

January 10

January 10 is national "buy a hatsune miku figure to your lgbt friend" day

"Look! I got you a Hatsune Miku figure because it's January 10!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my house Johnny it's 2am"

by im high while writing these January 9, 2022

january 1

national sisters day

BITCH WE HELPED RAISE THESE KIDS TO TF we helped this kids do sum things they do up till today.(sister)A sister is a woman or girl who shares one or more parents with another individual. january 1

by Ashlaya December 20, 2020

January 20

National good day day. In Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" Ice Cube talks about the good day he had.
Reading the lyrics, the only day where Yo MTV Raps was on air, it was a clear and smogless day, beepers were commercially sold, Lakers beat the SuperSonics, and Ice Cube had no events to attend was January 20, 1991.

"hey man, im not really in the mood righ now... my mom just died in a car cra-"
"its january 20"
"YO LETS GOO"

by helyum November 4, 2021

Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.

I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020