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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.
Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.
by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024
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British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth
British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*
by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024
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The British should die of mad cow disease

The infamous saying "The British should die of mad cow disease" means that the person saying this saying thinks that The British should die of mad cow disease and lives a happy life with their family and is a respected member of society with a great opinion.

It is mostly a saying used in a context against The British "people" and their horrible acts of violence against the human race that they commit every day.
Pbone: I think that "The British should die of mad cow disease"
Scouty: you are so right, Pbone.

The government soon awarded Pbone a medal of valor for his patriotism and made him the CEO of Sex and also gave him permission to violently put down all British "people" in a ten mile radius around his house.
by thatoneguyfromwonder.tf January 25, 2022
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Madonna British

"British" people that were born in the American mid-west, raised Catholic, and got famous as a Pop Icon/Sex Symbol that now "practice" Kabbalah, write childrens' books & speak in the most forced accent you've ever heard
"You can take the girl out of Detroit...but y'all know the rest; hence Madonna British."
by Daytona Slim April 25, 2013
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British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016
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British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
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