June 30

The day of sleeping
Well, you have to be late on every meeting this day

- Ah, shit, I was supposed to be here at 12 am
- On June 30th you're allowed to be there at 1 pm, baby :)

by qwertybruvv June 30, 2023

October 30

You have to kick somebody in the dick 5 times that day

Somebody: it’s October 30. Somebody else: just kick me in the dick

by Suckmeharderdaddy December 16, 2019

April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

60 30 5 5

60 30 5 5 is a belief in which 60 percent of women have vaginas 30 percent have a penis 5 percent have nothing and 5 percent have both genitals.

I am a firm beliver in 60 30 5 5

by Mike Bobaguard March 18, 2025

The 30° yeehaw

Your turn you cat to 30 degrees and wait for it to fall asleep then you pick your cat up swiftly and put it on your dick. Then you scream yeehaw because your cat can't and ejaculate into the rectum.

Tom cruise commits the 30° yeehaw

by SquidgyWidgy December 29, 2020

October 30

National ask out your crush day

“Hey so it’s October 30 so I wnat to go out with you”

by Annonomus11 October 30, 2020

October 30

Get a booty pic from your girlfriend

You: hey send me day booty pic
Them: why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020