Creeper

The thing that blows you up in your but. Via. the equivlent of a almost undetectable tactical nuke.

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Creeper?

aw man

creeper? aw man.

by Plushiez-show August 3, 2019

Creeper

A mob in Minecraft

Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind

by Bobby Dawn July 30, 2019

Creeper

Minecraft mob that keeps exploding when you get closer to it

Hey dude there’s a creeper what should I do?! Kill it that’s mostly something that could work

by Your normal self as who May 16, 2022

creeper tshirt

A creeper tshirt is worn by band kids who smell like rabbit ass. If you see someone wearing a creeper tshirt, punch them. They are built different.

Person 1: “THERES A KID WEARING A CREEPER TSHIRT RUN!!!”
Person 2: “I’m gonna punt that fucking kid.”

by vilestslut October 10, 2023

Creeper

An online friend that doesn't want to show you a picture of him/herself and also doesn't want to verbally speak to you through the phone or any other source of communication.

You: "Hey, buddy...can I see a picture of you so that I know who I'm talking to?"

Creeper: "No!"

by Bamboota November 7, 2010

Creeper

Aww man

So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side

'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

Creeper:
CS: "Aww man"
discord servers: " CREEPER, aww man"

by creeper, aw man July 28, 2019