Soccer

A form of team game played with an oval ball on a field marked out as a gridiron. Points are scored mainly through touchdowns and field goals. Each side has eleven players on the field at any time.

"How was the soccer game? Did you win?"

"The soccer game was great. We indeed won."

by 7 Rings Lover April 20, 2019

football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g

i like to play football (soccer)

by idektbf November 19, 2021

soccer

a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard

i play soccer

*walks away*

by onedbitch October 28, 2018

Delusional kick soccer ball

Fight against delusional people for your rights.

Im going to delusional kick soccer ball

by Ah'mya Hitchcock April 21, 2022

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Soccer

A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.

Guy 1-What is that guy playing?
Guy 2-I don’t know he’s flopping around the field
Guy 3-Thats a guy playing soccer

by the_comrade_memepage March 10, 2019

Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles

Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?

by Papabear845 August 14, 2022