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Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back
Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!
by WildThang903 July 27, 2016
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whipper snapper

1.(Adj.)Used by old ass biaatches to describe young punk ass beaatches. Usually heard around a game of Botchi Ball or Shuffle Board.
2.(Noun)Term used to describe a woman who likes to be smacked in the face with a shlong.
#1
old man #1:I hate all those WHIPPER SNAPPERS in the mall. They always get in the way of my speed walking.
old man #2:Stop complaining and throw the damn Botchi ball.


#2
Bob:Damn girl, you're a freak!
Lisa:You know I am, I love it!
Bob:Wipe your face.
by Dee Snuts September 18, 2003
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Snapperhead

Frankie never changed in front of other people, or had a piss in a urinal due to his snapperhead penis.
by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006
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Slappy Pants

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.
you man...you got slappy pants today...
by GL October 17, 2003
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Slappy slappy

Standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. Works best right after you get out of the shower.
When Brandon got out of the shower he showed Cassie slappy slappy so she would wake up.
by Thad Munson February 5, 2010
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Red Snapper

An insulting term given to a woman who is suffering from major PMS symptoms or a women who has her period. Snapper is a term for a womans vagina, and red equals its current state.

"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"

"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she's got a Red Snapper today"
"Watch out for Jodi, shes acting like a red snapper today"

"Dude, I dont know why Mike went home with Shirley, she got a Red Snapper today"
by twistedshadylady June 28, 2009
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Red Snapper

The female version of the Dirty Sanchez, wherein a menstruating woman inserts two fingers into herself and paints a dali-esque mustache across the upper lip of her partner.
Did you hear what Tracy did to Steve? He was all ready to go, and then she gave him the Red Snapper!
by Captain Spackle November 30, 2009
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