Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

shrek

any meaning fits yk.. don't be shreky ;)

It's a wonderful day to be shrek ( Jobibby )
I feel shreky today...

That's total shrek!

by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022

Shrek

Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.

Yo bro thanks SHREK if it wasnt for you yugoslavia would had broke

by InsertNameHereF April 12, 2022

SHREK

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HREK SHREK

by MemesMemes April 12, 2022

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...

Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*

by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021