Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

Ran (or get pan)

Ran (or get pan) is a racist war crime committer, he also hates the French

''Why does Ran (or get pan) hate us French people?''
''Because you guys existed''

by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023

dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.

Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!

by aromabinger June 10, 2024

Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!

"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"

by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016

Panning for gold

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer

Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold

by Froggystyle July 3, 2019