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put me in the bag

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.
by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021
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put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis
Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?
by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023
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Put some man on it

When your a male acting like a female
David stop crying and put some man on it
by Whitey508 November 10, 2016
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Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)
I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.
by Don Heflin October 20, 2022
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give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)
'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '
by louislovebot January 12, 2021
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Put the Windmill in Motion

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.
My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!
by Weller1974 May 4, 2011
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Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”
Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022
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