by Loveydoveydinodove August 9, 2021

A homosexual threesome in which the middle male is a redhead, usually abnormally tall, and get penetrated by both other males
by Chorizote February 19, 2025

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009

A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.
by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 12, 2023

*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
