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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
by Dr. Thunder Dix December 26, 2010
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Paperball

Any game where the only required equipment is a balled-up piece of paper.
Me: Man, when I was little we was so poor we used to play this game called 'paperball.'

You: Paperball? what the fuck is that?

Me: Take a piece of paper, ball that motherfucker up, and play with it.
by dreguan March 8, 2010
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Paper Cricket

A new display push pin for displaying artwork and other pieces on walls and other surfaces. With a slit/wing to hold the paper, you do not have to puncture or damage your works when putting them up.
John: "Dude how'd you put your picture up without poking it?"
Bob: "I used a paper cricket. Those thumbtacks don't work as well as these push pins."
by Modica4uall May 22, 2011
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paper team

A team of writers in Hollywood or any production industry that work for one salary because the financing available does not permit two individual salaries.
Jack and Jill? They've never met before today - they're new and the producer made them a paper team to get them on board for cheap.
by renegadescorpion November 14, 2015
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Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.
by Painey November 8, 2014
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coloured paper

Money

Paper money i.e. Notes could be described as coloured paper. There are some instances where the term *money* cannot be used.
I expect to get some coloured paper for my services.
by Wordlink May 28, 2014
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Get Yo Paper

To Fight; to brawl one on one, Originated in Dallas, Texas
Ay bro he talkin too much shit you gotta get yo paper

(Guy watching a fight): Them boys out there getting they paper
by Slim574 January 31, 2010
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