Roll Dumping

Its called a "rolling dump" when you take a shit in your car, and put it in newspaper/mcdonalds mapkins/mc flurry cup, whatever you have handy, then set it down under your car tire at a red light. When the light turns green, you win!

Credit to lampdev.

I had to shit so bad. Good thing I had an old newspaper. Roll dumping is the best

by amkra December 13, 2012

Nomi Rolled

"No-Me Roled"
The equivalent to being "Rick Rolled", exept with a music video by German Pop-Opera Singer, Klaus Nomi. His song "Lightning Strikes" is the most commonly used video for this.

Dave: No way am i clicking that link dude, I know you're
going to rick roll me.
James: I promise its not a rick roll.
Dave: What the fuck is this?
James: DUDE YOU JUST GOT NOMI ROLLED!

by Christian Noguera January 1, 2008

Scrote Roll

An effort to be inconspicuous when scratching one's scrotum. A scrote roll is a very fast, very effective way to stop an itching sensation by grasping the itchy area with the thumb and forefinger, and sliding them in opposite directions, thus creating a rolling effect.

Hey Roger, 3 scrote rolls in one hour? You totally have crotch crickets.

by psuedonympho February 15, 2013

Rolling Turd

A loaf shaped vehicle in which many obscene actions occure

Man, that camping trip in the rolling turd was awesome

by Chuck/Sheymus September 26, 2011

tutsie roll

A mans penis when your in his white van and he's raping you

Come over here girl, you need my Tutsie roll in your mouth

by TutsieRollMan June 28, 2017

bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.

Fuck that bean roll down the road

by Bean roll March 10, 2020

colester-roll

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!

man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll

by wrad November 2, 2010