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The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensuality
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needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.
Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.
by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022
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Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.
In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.
by Numerati January 5, 2025
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You shouldn't need me to tell you that

You just want a pound of flesh for saying things you don't like.
Hym "You shouldn't need me to tell you that and it's several orders of magnitude beneath the severity of my actual grievance is actually go fuck yourself. And the existence of higher orders of magnitude doesn't invalidate the assertion the mine needs to be remediation BEFORE yours fuck face. I've heard of rapes being remediated haven't I? 0 cases of weaponized schizophrenia though. Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you?
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away
person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Yall need to learn to sit

When a group of people think they are good at something but then they are shown by the speaker that they actually are bad at such thing by him/her doing it better
Man yall ain't good yall need to learn to sit u trash
by Mr.gts December 8, 2019
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