Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

going into battle bare naked

1) Idiom for going into an arguement without any comebacks or plans to do anything if you're losing.

2) going into any battle in a game, fully unprepared for the strength of the opponent. (Not enough armor, not strong enough, etc.)

1) "Lidia's never going to get out of that arguement, she's going into battle bare naked!"
2) "Sockcat43 is just unprepared for this boss. He's going into battle bare naked!"

by Diowbs November 13, 2022

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018

naked may 31

every 4 years (2016,2020.2024.2028)on the 31 of may this event happens in which people can ask for nudes without having to send some back the person cannot ask for any as well accept is is not ment to be because of this day

person 1 hey its naked may 31
person 2 damit alright
person 1 haha thank you

by jackalob May 30, 2020

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

Naked jenga

When someone plays jenga without clothing favoured by people named Riley

A lot of fun with the family

Yo you guys down to play naked jenga

by Garryno1 May 6, 2022