Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D February 3, 2012

sleep naked day

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!

Did you know today is Sleep Naked Day?

by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.

No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.

by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024

Naked

You

A person with no clothes on

Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.

Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away

by S.13 July 27, 2022

Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*

We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakin’ the rest of the day

by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023