Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay”

“Remember kids, be NAKED!”

by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020

Hop, skip, & go naked

Basically the best damn drink in the world if it doesn't kill you it will definitely make you stronger and really hungover take a liter of everclear case of beer big jug of kool-aide mix ice and a small bag of sugar the sweeter it is the better it gets!

Dude I can't find my car, my face is covered in sharpie and there is puke everywhere what happened last night? On man you tried to drink a whole gallon of Hop, skip, & go naked I am impressed your even still alive! What's in it cuz it tasted so good! Everclear beer and kool-aide mix man that's all you got

by Delliott2011 March 9, 2015

Naked Bush Dog

Another term for a male phallus/penis/member.

"Hey girl, you wanna see my naked bush dog?"

by Black Prophet October 31, 2021

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Naked

The action or state of being without, or lacking clothing. Usually showing bodily parts considered private, ie: Booty VaginaPenisBoobs. Women can use this state to control men or be in a state of embarrassment enf.

I watched as my girlfriend got completely naked in the shower.
I blushed as my classmates saw my naked ass.

by Johan Regus June 10, 2018

naked powebomb

When a man dips his testicles in Jagermiester and tea bags his signifagant other.

The college guy got excited when he found out the naked powebomb drinking game was being played at the keg party.

by Cheaf1970 April 4, 2015