A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
Are you ready for naked tig tonight!
by Ch1ckenl1l January 16, 2025
The action where holding each end, you put a towel between your legs, and floss your genitals dry by pulling it forward and backwards.
by Ceige15 January 26, 2018
The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.
Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game
Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut
Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.
Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC
by G kirk April 05, 2011
A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at
“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed”
“ you just did the job with naked speed bro”
“ you just did the job with naked speed bro”
by NSB Blax January 21, 2024
Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).
Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.
Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.
by Beezneezy November 26, 2021