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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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National get Naked on FaceTime da

On every December 28 the person your on FaceTime with has to get naked and do a little dance.
Boy: yo it’s December 28 National get naked on FaceTime day you know what that means
Girl: yeah I know what day it is *gets naked*
by Chrisfromclt December 28, 2020
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Naked

The action or state of being without, or lacking clothing. Usually showing bodily parts considered private, ie: Booty VaginaPenisBoobs. Women can use this state to control men or be in a state of embarrassment enf.
I watched as my girlfriend got completely naked in the shower.
I blushed as my classmates saw my naked ass.
by Johan Regus June 10, 2018
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Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay
Remember kids, be NAKED!”
by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020
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Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.
Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.
by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025
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Naked Bush Dog

Another term for a male phallus/penis/member.
"Hey girl, you wanna see my naked bush dog?"
by Black Prophet October 31, 2021
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naked powebomb

When a man dips his testicles in Jagermiester and tea bags his signifagant other.
The college guy got excited when he found out the naked powebomb drinking game was being played at the keg party.
by Cheaf1970 April 4, 2015
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