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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
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church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.
Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness
by notncrmie July 12, 2017
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Naked

You

A person with no clothes on
Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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sleep naked day

These are the days where you are supposed to sleep naked and freely!
by Zaccy132 September 29, 2019
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Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.
No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.
by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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