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Mexican Cracker

someone whos Mexican but knows no Spanish,and lives a redneck lifestyle thinking there white.(white people know more spanish than them)
White guy:hola
Mexican:what does that mean
White guy:nvm your just a Mexican Cracker.
by Be96 March 6, 2011
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highway mexican

The Highway Mexican is a complex technique used in the Penis Showing Game. To complete the maneuver, one must tuck the penis back and to side between the legs, leaving just the testicles hanging. The end result is that the testicles look like a bag of oranges being sold up by a Mexican on the highway.
Instead of going with the common Bat Wing technique, John decided to score points by showing Frank the Highway Mexican.
by Rucker July 2, 2008
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Primlocked Mexicans

A semi-formidable gang of primlocked players running around with bows and revolvers killing nakeds for no reason at all.
Yo man there's 14 Deep Primlocked Mexicans in J8
by Desmond Roberts Himself February 9, 2021
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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Mexican Twin

Half-brothers or half-sisters born less than nine months apart. Usually caused by a father having an affair while his wife is pregnant
Maria: My cousin and I spent the evening looking through face book at people with the same last names and we found out I had a Mexican Twin in Pico Rivera.
by Dante84 May 15, 2015
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Wet Mexican

The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.
I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!
by akaidk August 5, 2009
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Mexican Avalanche

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"
Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.
by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009
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