Harry’s mums big tits

Saxy shaxly has big tits. Harry likes them

Yo look, Harry’s mums big tits

by I don’t like the black January 5, 2021

Swear on your mums life

It’s a term / quote to use to be certain you or whoever you’re talking to is telling the 100% truth.

Joe: yo g wys
Jay: nuffin bro wys
Joe: on top of the Eiffel Tower on a joint g
Jay: swear on your mums life mate
Joe: na das dryyyyy

by Swear on your mums life December 27, 2018

i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

by nikki.6 January 7, 2008

ur mum got the big gay

An insult so strong it's dangerous to use, whenever in an argument and apply this insult to the other person they will be anilatared most likely die or throw a no u which you must respond with anyone named "their name" mum triple gay which will finish them off

Timmy: your sister a mister
Roders: well ur mum got the big gay
Timmy: suffers a heart attack (99% die when happens like this)

by Rodersmoderssloders May 15, 2018

your mum pegs your dad

1: The phrase used to inform an individual that ones mother partakes in the act of penetrating ones father, usually in the rectal cavity, typically using an artificial, attachable phallic object, commonly referred to as a "strap on" see: pegging

2: A typical friendly response used in online gaming, particularly the hit fps moba by blizzard known as "Overwatch" to express ones disagreement against other players, can be accentuated with the term "cunt" used directly after the phrase.

3: A phrase used to politely end an unwanted conversation with another individual.

Example 1:

Nick: Hey Jim how you going.
Jim: Did you know your mum pegs your dad?
Nick: What do you meaaaaaaan?

Example 2:

Frez: Hey man your not doing anything on widow can you please switch?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad you stupid cunt, shut up.
Frez: Now this is overwatch

Example 3:

Etho: Hey Jim , how you doin?
Jim: Your mum pegs your dad cunt, don't talk to me

by Single Muslim June 11, 2020

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

I'm in my mums car!

A viral video in which a british boy (14 or so) is in his mothers car , and he exclaims, "I'm in my mums car! Broom broom!". Then it cuts to a scene where his mum exclaims "Get out of my car!" then she grins. The final scene cuts back to the boy saying in a slightly whiny voice, "Mah." This video grew in popularity most likely because of how random, or how much of a poor quality video.

"Have you seen that video, I'm in my mums car!? T
"Yeah, that video sucks!"

by NotTyJonesy July 26, 2014