pulling a lauren

The act of giving a guy a hand job.

"Hey do want to give me a handy?" "Are you talking about pulling a Lauren?" "Yup!"

by lauren6996 March 3, 2014

lauren

blonde, hates people yawns a lot breaks her toe getting picklejars out of fridges, and is basically a white basic beach

I like rap, G eazy and hoodie allen,
you're such a lauren

by February D September 7, 2016

Lauren

is a frick and a heck who is a cheer leader & is v mean to evry person she cab find. emmits a feil of nanobots that can dissassemble u all the time. Likes blu and is a shithead

cheerleader lauren

by minejf May 24, 2018

Lauren

The biggest attention seeker you’ll ever meet. She’ll cry over everything and give any guy a sloppy toppy. Watch out she might fuck ur cat.

“Ew a rat”
“Oh you mean a Lauren”

by Laurenh8r69 May 6, 2019

Lauren

A foul creature that lurks at night. With fingers for toes and toes for fingers she will snatch you up and eat you whole. Titties jiggling, she will come out of no where and make you fear your life. Watch out, and be safe.

Oh my god, I think I see a Lauren over there, I'm literally going to shit myself

by ilovepeachesandcream May 16, 2018

Pulling a Lauren

Offering to fulfill a favor, however never accomplishing sed favor.

I never said I would clean the dishes!?

Yes you did, you keep pulling a Lauren this week!!

by ImNotAMachine76 November 20, 2017

Lauren

A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

by IFUCKINGWINHUNNY February 23, 2019