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Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
by Jbunni March 10, 2023
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Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.
John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."
by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020
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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
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Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 23, 2021
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Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.
Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
by Pintalicious March 5, 2011
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Dog Knocked

Literally swingin a haymaker and knocking out a big rot or small chihuaua, To the floor and waking upon a lost stage of living.
My old lady came home early and dog knocked my girlfriend
by Hodgcov November 1, 2010
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knock knock it's knuckles

the blow-thrower, independent flower magical emerald holder
Average loser: *doesn't repay debts
government: knock knock it's knuckles
by Immortalgodofgaming February 22, 2022
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