Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.

“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”

by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 20, 2022

garden junkie

A druggie that sticks to the stuff that grows in the dirt. Eg: marijuana, shrooms, and poppy seeds.

Guy1: "hey, wanna pop some zans?"
Guy2:"nah, I'm a garden junkie. All natural."

by Jdoggy01 March 03, 2019

garden angel

When someone is too fucking stupid to spell “Guardian” correctly (even with autocorrect) and says “fuck it, good enough”. Or quite possibly failed the second grade and was pushed through the educational system as a part of “no child left behind”.

I have garden angels everywhere I go!

by Cracklized September 30, 2020

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 01, 2017

Garden List

Adjacent to bucket list, which is tinny and final. A garden list is where I will plant my goals and dreams to cultivate into a beautiful and flourishing garden which will bring me and others joy.

I love the idea of going to Key West, I am adding that to my garden list

by January 22, 2025

Home Garden Kriminals

A tagging crew in riverside California

“What does HGK mean” ? “It means home garden Kriminals”

by HGkriminal March 31, 2024