German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

Sea wows

When you are so drunk you get the sensation of seasickness even though you are not on a boat.

Ya boy has the sea wows

by Speeechhhhhclassss October 4, 2017

Gtop100 WoW Server

World of Warcraft private servers that are ranked in the top 100 WoW Private Servers on Gtop100.com

Is that the best Gtop100 WoW Server?

by DrStyv June 29, 2021

Wowed

With out words

The experience was so amazing it left me speechless, I was wowed.

by Rosetip February 6, 2025

wow gänget

A group of persons that are living in Sweden. Gabriel, Fritjof, Simon H, Simon G, Joonas R, Andreas H.

Wow gänget is the best

by khjk2 December 13, 2016

Wow

Properly fit milf usually found at the school gates picking up her year 7 daughter. A wow ranges from around 27 years old to 38 years. Every school has their own wow.

“See that wow in the Range Rover”
“She’s a proper wow”

by simmy.javile May 30, 2020

bow wow dress

A dress so short that when the girl does a bow , people say wow.

Claudia has a nice bow wow dress on today.

by Senorchivas May 20, 2019