you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.

Look at the Horns on that Bull. They are huge!

by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022

Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.

We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.

by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011

Horn Dog

A horn dog is someone who has colored hair(typically purple) and is always horny. Although, they will oftenly share with people they are a horn dog for.

"Have you seen how much of a horn dog they are?"

by BigManWhoCame November 15, 2021

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys

Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn

by Gay earl October 20, 2021

cooter horn

An over sized clit.

Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night

by burque March 2, 2014