talk to the hand

An aggrivating way of saying "shut up".

me:why are you so annoying?!
girl:talk to the hand,'cause the girl aint hearin' it!
me:figures...

by Wolf-Sneasel September 2, 2003

hand juice

the sweat that is in your hand form holding something for a long time .

" Hey those M&M have hand juice on them"

" EWWW I TASTE HAND JUICE FROM YOUR HANDS ON MY FOOD"

by bre bre August 4, 2005

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

banana hands

What you have when you fingers are really long, and resemble a banana.

Levi has big banana hands. What a freak

by Battle Star Galactica June 2, 2007

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008

Trojan Hand

One whom masturbates while wearing a condom. Also may exhibit male pattern baldness and aggression due to short man's complex and steroid use.

That midget who just got kicked out of the bar for fighting is a Trojan Hand.

by Hector 567 March 7, 2008

santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 10, 2008