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Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010
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Go Gillette

To go shave one’s body hair.
Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.

I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.

My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Going CSI

When one's love juices have soiled an area due to careless social activitities. The abundance of remnant DNA would certainly lead to a conviction on any crime drama.
"WTF?!? Why is the couch all sticky?"

"Yo man my girl came over last night and we was going CSI right where you be sittin"
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go-giver

a person who searches out excellent causes to donate money to or volunteer for, such a person truly donates from the heart not only from the wallet, for the unlift of others.
Julie is a go-giver, considering all she passionately volunteers for and donates to.
by John Wordsleuth August 30, 2019
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going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.
Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.
by pricklyp May 27, 2010
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going purple

when your not gay. but have a straight man crush on one guy.
"Dude, John is straight going purple for Ryan"
by BrotImWeltraum September 27, 2022
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Going Bieber

Dressing up like a fag and playing bad music to make people depressed.
''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''
by Vulture Orion October 20, 2013
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