Fortnite fanboy: “BRO! Did you see the new skin they added to fort-“
Me: “Shut up you annoying Fortnite fanboy... you are 5 years old.”
Me: “Shut up you annoying Fortnite fanboy... you are 5 years old.”
by Korben ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ September 18, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. Are you a lonely teenager who's looking to stay a virgin forever?
Then try Fortnite!
Fortnite is the latest and greatest battle royale game that will make you keep your virginity till you're dead!
This particular video game is used by many teenagers to conceal their virginity.
You may also get sent to the U.S. Virgin Islands, if you are successful.
Then try Fortnite!
Fortnite is the latest and greatest battle royale game that will make you keep your virginity till you're dead!
This particular video game is used by many teenagers to conceal their virginity.
You may also get sent to the U.S. Virgin Islands, if you are successful.
Kyle: Hey dude, wanna play some PUBG after class?
Branden: Nah fam, let's play Fortnite, i'm looking to keep my virginity.
Branden: Nah fam, let's play Fortnite, i'm looking to keep my virginity.
by great edgelord November 13, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. the absolute worst game on the market, it used to be an ok game and had an okay community but now IT HAS INFESTED EVERY SCHOOL AND IF YOU SEE A PERSON FORTNITE DANCING IT IS 100% ACCEPTABLE TO PUT A BULLET IN THEIR HEAD.
Friend: "yo, is that a fortnite player?"
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
by the realj June 4, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. A: "Yesterday I just got 3 wins in Fortnite..."
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"
B: "Wait, do you hear something? IT'S I DONT GIVE A CRAP!"
by -R-A-D-O-N- September 2, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by gba 55 July 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is the best game ever! You can eat out your friend while 1v4ing ten-year-olds. Spider-Man has a huge bulge and tight ass.
by fortnighty March 7, 2022
Get the Fortnitemug.