fake sobriety

When someone is drinking/drugging but they claim to everyone else that they have been sober since xx/xx/xx date.

Joe had everyone fooled when he told them at the A.A. meeting that he had been sober for 5 years. No one knew about his fake sobriety.

by mcJoo July 7, 2008

Fake love

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

fake eurofan

Dotter will win Esc 2021. If you didn’t like bulletproof you are not a eurofan.

Did you like bulletproof? Of course the winner of Esc 2020 I am not a fake eurofan

by Dotter should have won January 5, 2021

Fake Shit

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

by Reconify July 1, 2019

Magotolds fake

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.

Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?

by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021

fake typer

moving you're hands while moving your fingers when typing on a keyboard. you're only supposed to move fingers.

You're only supposed to move your fingers when you type, fake typer!

by Regan Borlik October 18, 2010

Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.

Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.

by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014