A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
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You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.
That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.
by Brainmuscle January 4, 2025
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by E24601 July 11, 2025
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Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
Hes sweet, cares for you, always here to listen.
Eddie is the best partner anyone could ever wish for, im glad i met him and i will forever be grateful.
by Mgjhegggea October 8, 2025
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After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
After the initial pool match is complete, a rematch will immediately be brought up. Followed by the owner of the pool hall kicking her out before the rematch is complete. Sucking you into playing her again on a different day. Her methods aren't conventional, yet extremely effective
Chump 1: I'm tired, I'm going home
Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room
Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
Fast Eddie: wanna play some scotch doubles bank 8?
Chump 1: yeah, but my partner is the best player in the room
Fast Eddie: doesn't matter let's fuckin go race to 3
by Willyc73 July 10, 2024
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