The best guy in the world, he makes you feel good about yourself and makes you feel like some cares. I wish dylan Penniket would date me but he doesn't knwo I like him. I love him a lot. Dylan is a guy you want in your life and is very good at sport. He listens to what you have to say and gives good advice. Dylan is a overall hot amazing guy if you see a dylan become friends with him until it's to late. He is worth the world
by You will never knwo July 24, 2017
Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends
Dylan Krepcio get away from me before I call the cops again
by Kreeeeeeeep December 10, 2019
Kyle- Hey i kinda want some booze
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send
by Mike l1terus November 20, 2019
by World's perfect definition July 15, 2017
A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 02, 2019
The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
A name for a very white scrony kid that has a very small dick and loves a girl named katie that looks like more of a man than him he also likes getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend Katies strapon his favorite basketball team is Golden state warriors he likes getting fucked by papa KD
by Dylan Mugambi M November 06, 2016