He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish
by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022
Get the Dylan Schafermug. Dylan boyett is someone who is a super friend. And he is so eager to please you if you are ever lucky enough to get him for yourself. As a best friend he is awesome he will give you his honest opinion on anything, he also can sometimes be specified as a salad fork. Dylan is the best dude friend you could have, if you ever get asked out by him you should say YES.. He will love you, and i know for a fact. I wasnt lucky enough to be able to be with him but, if i could i totally would.
Dylan if you ever read this I wish you were mine and i was yours.
Dylan if you ever read this I wish you were mine and i was yours.
by blueunicorn5 April 21, 2017
Get the Dylan Boyettmug. by World's perfect definition April 18, 2018
Get the dylan longmug. by Dumb a** #1 October 23, 2019
Get the dylan and sammymug. by dylanjoudiehlover172839 July 9, 2019
Get the Dylan Joudiehmug. A man that takes AP Bombology so he can do 911 2.0. He fucks his arab wife Zana every night in the sandy lands of Arabia.
Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
Get the Dylan Criscuelomug. 