A name for a very white scrony kid that has a very small dick and loves a girl named katie that looks like more of a man than him he also likes getting fucked in the ass by his girlfriend Katies strapon his favorite basketball team is Golden state warriors he likes getting fucked by papa KD
by Dylan Mugambi M November 6, 2016
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and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
and kills skrubs in cod every day hittin thos sick one tap 360 no skopes
by dylanbos December 12, 2016
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Get the Dylan Joudieh mug.Kyle- Hey i kinda want some booze
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send
Matthew- You should go pull a Dylan Kelly
Kyle- fuck it full send or no send
by Mike l1terus November 20, 2019
Get the Dylan Kelly mug.Dylan Krepcio is probably the kid that will later on get arrested in his life, He seems to always get in trouble but gets out of it somehow.The Freshmen love his mullet but don’t get to close he will hit you with his karate kicks, he has no filter at all and thinks he’s a redneck when he’s not, he also has a tiny penis, but that’s ok because girls never get far enough to fuck him because he just beats the shit out of them first. He’s born down south usually around the Mississippi area, he’s the redneck thats not really a redneck basically, he also give free abortions to his cousins on the weekends
by Kreeeeeeeep December 9, 2019
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Evan: Yo did u hear on the news about 911 2.0
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
Logan: Yeah i heard it was caused by the legendary Dylan Criscuelo
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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