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are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.
half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.
by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005
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forbidden definitions

linkin park, adolf hitler as well as many male first names.
I managed to get definitions up for disney, linkin park and adolf hitler. They never appeared, but one day they suddenly all came up, as well as 100 or so other definitions. Odd.
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004
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Our Worst Definitions

You came here thinking you'd actually find the worst definitions on the site? Sorry mate, you gotta do it yourself.
Our Worst Definitions: When you're so bored while studying you check if Urban Dictionary listed their worst definitions (this surely belongs on said list).
by moleculareric May 13, 2021
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forbidden definitions

The worst idea this site has ever came up with. Some forbidden definitions are:
cunt
Salman Rushdie
Good Charlotte
anything with a website copied from the address bar

Although some forbidden definitions are arguable. And my second best definition is Salman Rushdie and it never came on. It's just lucky I don't delete my urbandictionary emails until they come on.
by dref said right July 3, 2004
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defenition

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defenition
by hamtrer March 20, 2022
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Self-Insert Definitions

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019
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gay - ass - defenition

a stupid defenition which is homophoic and or gay
this is a gay - ass - defenition as i cannot spel
by iThink February 9, 2008
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