"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"
"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"
"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"
by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023
Get the Proscenium Creammug. The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
Get the The Boston Creammug. The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.
guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
by megathiccboi May 14, 2018
Get the Doggy Creammug. Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.
by JimboJango July 17, 2018
Get the Cream Daymug. 
Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
Get the Scrooche creammug. When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.
by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012
Get the sky-creammug.