by Encourageable October 8, 2020
Get the Reverse blumpkinmug. Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
Get the Blumpkin Messiahmug. The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
Get the Lord Blumpkinmug. two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
by Farcical May 8, 2024
Get the spanish blumpkinmug. The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!
by CreamPyi September 13, 2021
Get the Reverse Uno Blumpkinmug. by littlestblue September 21, 2016
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkinmug.