Sweaty Bandit

The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.

After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.

by ArgibaldIII January 15, 2014

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Tasty kake bandit

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

Bandit

One cheeki breeki lad usually found squatting with his friends in the Z.O.N.E and shooting at S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs for fun

A shit bandits blyat. Time to get cheeki breeki

by Bandit#189194 December 6, 2019

Big Dick Bandits

Established in Alberta Corrections in 2025 by an inmate in administrative segregation that has grown rapidly in size. They go by 242 BDB. Although it sounds like a joke, these guys are serious and have ties to other institutional gangs. There are 7 original members. 1 president, 1 Vice President and 5 other original members. All members are selected by the President or Vice president, or sponsored and prospected by other full patch members

Big Dick Bandits baby 242 BDB Est25. FSCC Crew ERC Crew. "No common Enemies" is their Credo. OG's- Junez, C-Hix, El-Mo, Syd, T, No name, Solo

by Connectionsincorrections May 6, 2025

The Sneaky Bandit

When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes

I gave Sally the sneaky bandit while she slept in the next room

by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010

Choco bandit

Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands

Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP

by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021