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sting bandit

When your got suspicions one of your mates has got gay tendencies.
And tries to hide it but deep down you know.
He's nothing but a fucken sting bandit.
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bone marrow bandit

he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow
hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone
by willam berks June 4, 2024
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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.
Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.
by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024
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Bandit

My gay ass oc
Joe: do you know, Bandit's gay?
Alec: been knew, haha-
Joe: how?
Alec: we're dating, bbg<3
by bandi†.yourbeloved<3 September 9, 2021
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milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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buoby bandit

A 1984 cruiser ultra vee 336 hauling chicks with a minimum bra size of C cup or larger
I’m taking Brittany in the buoby bandit to get some A&W!
by Changa22 April 2, 2019
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breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning
Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here
by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017
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