boner fart 

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

boner fart by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Boner Football

When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.

ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did

Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.

Player 2: I love Boners in my butt

Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football

Boner Football by bonermoms July 16, 2008

boner rubbing 

boner rubbing is masturbation.

I like to start my day with a little boner rubbing!

boner rubbing by eda-skip July 6, 2022

Boner Bomb 

A Jägerbomb shot with a boner pill dropped into it.

"Fuck, I just did a boner bomb now I need to get laid or else I'm going to end up jerking it to Girls Gone Wild all night."

Boner Bomb by Ralph27 September 25, 2011

boner petite 

a tiny penis

"That guy has a boner petite!"

boner petite by Sirron69 February 4, 2010

Boner Loaf 

A loaf of bread that has ones boner inserted in it to attract a Female

"Hey Jim I think your mom likes my Boner Loaf"

Boner Loaf by Farty McGee May 8, 2007

Boner Neck 

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

Boner Neck by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004