banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

Bandit

Gay shit that is bad

He is such a bandit

by BitchWhoreMan February 13, 2019

Bandit

Juice Wrld
(Only intellectuals will understand this)

“ stole her heart I’m the definition of a bandit “

by 1,000,000 upvotes October 8, 2019

canyon bandit

1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl

Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)

by assmnglr August 27, 2015

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Bandit

Juice WRLD

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

by SDA0408 December 9, 2022

Bandit

The love of my life,
the most perfect person to ever exist

Oh my gosh! Have you seen my bf Bandit? He's SO perfect 😍

by mychemlovr July 8, 2022