Alyssa is a silly, happy girl, who can just a bit dark. She laughs a LOT. She has good friends and people to roast.
by Suchboredom December 19, 2020
The most beautiful girl in the world. She’ll always be by your side even when you’re down. She has the tightest pussy as well as the wettest. No matter what, it never gets stretched out.
by 4897004 September 01, 2021
an angel that was born in april, the best person you could ever rely on. she has a special place in each persons heart. she means the world to me and i wouldnt want to replace her with anyone.
by urbeanstalkLOL April 12, 2021
by ramennoodletampons March 16, 2021
The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
by Ksalami November 24, 2021
Alyssa is nasty and a low life that would bang anything walking and does not respect her mom because she’s a very filthy girl
Alyssa is gross
by A Wise man speaking facts May 08, 2023
A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
by A Wise man speaking facts May 08, 2023