guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot
guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white
by swaggyshister December 30, 2018
Get the alyssa gormanmug. A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever
"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"
by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. QThe best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to have
her and dont lose her
her and dont lose her
by Kvng.Jordy July 18, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. alyssa is a girl who’s into guys that are 6 foot, go to the gym, have anger issues and men that are dylexic.
alyssa has such good taste in men
by 122go go April 22, 2021
Get the alyssamug. alyssa is a very beautiful caring girl but can also turn into a vape addict and loves to hit juuls also if you meet an alyssa she’s most likely dating and adam,jr, and or savian. ok byeeeee
you: hey alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: adam
1 month later
you: alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: savian
1 month later
you: alyssa!!! who u dating now???
alyssa : jr<3
alyssa: adam
1 month later
you: alyssa who are you dating?
alyssa: savian
1 month later
you: alyssa!!! who u dating now???
alyssa : jr<3
by creativebonbon May 11, 2020
Get the alyssamug. Your best friend, future wife and life partner. Her ass looks so great in anything she wears. She has the perfect body even though she doesn't impress herself you love her cause you can see her true beauty. Her heart is as big as her ass and she is over the moon when she is in love. She will love and support you in any decisions you make aswell as she is very generous. She is not an argumentative person but she won't take any bullshit.
by MMA $LIM October 5, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is someone you never want to let go of. She is kind and caring. She is determined and focused. She has the most beautiful soul you will ever find. She has flaws, everyone does, but even those make her beautiful. She can be stubborn, but don’t let that get in the way if you really love her. She may not always know what to say, but her being there will make you feel better. She is beautiful, she is gorgeous, and she is stunning, both inside and out. I love you Alyssa.
by TheDorkWhoStillLovesYou September 24, 2025
Get the Alyssamug.