South African Mortar

When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.

Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.

by Kim Jong Poo Poo April 8, 2022

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 19, 2010

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

african ritual

when the man sits in a meditation position, legs crossed, under the girl and eats her out while she takes a poop on his face

I did the african ritual with my girlfriend and it took for ever to clean up

by eatyouout May 21, 2011

African Roulette

Filling a jar or vile with semen from 5 people of the same race as you, and then having one black man nut into the jar. Mix the jar or vile well, and then insert the entire jar into your vaginal cavity. After 9 months, you get the picture.

Man: "Lets play African roulette!"
Girl: "No"

by LeGoatSemenJames January 31, 2025

African American

People who live in Africa but came from America

Okonkwo: Where are you from, Richard?
Richard: how dare you? I may be African American, but I’m an African all the same!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

My African

the most loving African you could ever meet. He will always care for you and be there for you even when yall aren't talking!! He's the best at communicating and puts you as one of his top priorities. HE IS VERY LOYAL AND WILL CHOOSE YOU OVER ANYONE. he will get you attached with out even trying and you will even fall inlove. He's very good at soccer. My African is very fine even though he might not agree with it most of the time. But "my African " only belongs to anaile Natalia Valtierra!!.

Girl 1: look at my African he's fine fineee

by Anailes man March 7, 2023