Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.

That Facebook users are all crib addicts!

by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fidels Are Addicted To Equestrian Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fidels Are Addicted To Equestrian Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Fidels Are Addicted To Equestrian Genitals<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Addiction

I don't have an addiction.

Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Avoiding Cystic Lesion Addicts<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Avoiding Cystic Lesion Addicts<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>The Robles Are Addicted To Riddles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Robles Are Addicted To Riddles<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Robles Are Addicted To Riddles<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024