Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

winners love winning

“Winners love winning” means that you’re a girl who likes girls, as it has the same acronym as “woman loving woman; wlw

“So what, you’re gay?”
“Well, winners love winning.”

by Idiot bartending 101 February 9, 2025

Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 21, 2011

Nah, I'd win

What you say when someone asks you if you'd lose in a fight against another person, even if you will absolutely fucking die.

"If he regained all his power, he could give me trouble."
"But would you lose?"
"Nah, I'd win."

by Nunya Busy March 9, 2024

Milk Winning

When you love milk so much that you beg for milk and then you get milk

“I wanted milk so i started begging for some and then i got some, I really am Milk Winning”

by handsome_burger July 18, 2021

Bi-Winning

when a person is bi-Winning they win a both ends. They win at one thing in there life, and they win at another thing.

(usually caused when a human is born with tiger blood)

Andrea Canning: some are saying your bipolar
...
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what.

by Poach1260 March 28, 2011

Weekend Win

When you spend time on the weekend with quality people in your industry. Enjoying life.

I learned so much from going surfing with two of the Program Managers at Pacific Triangle. Their go-to-market strategy is incredibly unique in the industry. It was a Weekend Win for sure!

by Signor Ian November 21, 2021