March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.

Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.

by bigbutgirk23 December 18, 2023

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019

March 23-24

RIANN appreciation day
Because riann (the one and only good spelling) is the best, and so cool, we can all agree, riann. Is. The. Best.

March 23-24: the days in between the 22nd and 25th of March

by Urmomslov3r March 23, 2022

August 24

Maluf é um imbecil

August 24, o dia em que o maior imbecil nasceu, Maluf é um imbecil

by Definições.com September 9, 2020

5/24 rule

The 5/24 rule refers to the principle of not giving head more than 5 times in a 24 hour period. Doing so may result in severe dry and/or sore throat if one is not accustomed to giving head regularly.

My throat is killing me after I broke the 5/24 rule yesterday!

by badboggler November 5, 2021

December 24

If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy

Dani- “i was born on December 24”

Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”

by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.

Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023