A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.
This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.
This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
Ashley: “i hope you die richard your so ugly and stupid, now go buy me a new purse”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
by my favorite cheese is jack September 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Boy 1: “I just got my gf chocolate and movie for a her birthday, I hope she likes them.”
Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”
Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”
by Chid3ra April 30, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.
"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug.